We’ve had multiple Tim Walz memes ever since Kamala announced him as her VP pick.
First, there were the dad jokes.
Tim Walz points the stud finder at himself and says “well, looks like it’s working” before putting up a shelf.
— Phillip (@MajorPhilebrity) August 7, 2024
Then, there were the comparisons with JD Vance.
And now there’s the “BREAKING” meme:
EXCLUSIVE PHOTOGRAPHS: Tim Walz wearing crown that proclaims him “Burger King” despite having no such title
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) August 25, 2024
People are making up Tim Walz breaking news headlines “calling” him out for his lies and deceit.
BREAKING: It’s been confirmed that Tim Walz regularly tells relatives on phone calls that “Gwen sends her love” despite no indication of her having done so. When will his deceit end? https://t.co/KeFl82ifCz
— Skyler Johnson (@SkylerforNY) August 25, 2024
And here are my favorites:
BREAKING: Tim Walz tells his children “Great job, champ” after their sports games even when they did not in fact win a championship https://t.co/uIjwgHegPC
— Leah Greenberg (@Leahgreenb) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: Tim Walz was seen saying “Bless you” after someone sneezed, despite having no clerical authority to bestow blessings. When will the charade end? https://t.co/ay67aXkudO
— Brad Batt for TN State House (TN6) ✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾 (@bradbatt) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: Tim Walz claims that he’ll “sleep when I’m dead.” Scientists confirm you’re not actually sleeping when you’re dead https://t.co/3IeqfTnnCV
— We’re Not Going Back 🇺🇦🌻 (@PoliticalH2Os) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: Tim Walz said he was going to start his homework. However, he scrolled thru instagram reels for 17 more minutes.
— Vanguard of the Biden Regime 🥥🌴 (@westreservelib) August 27, 2024
BREAKING: Self described “Disney Dad”, Tim Walz spotted at Universal Studios.
— Chris Carfizzi (@ChrisCarfizzi) August 25, 2024
BREAKING: Records show that Tim Walz told his son Gus, quote, “You’re the best” only weeks after claiming of his daughter Hope, “She’s the best.” They can’t both be the best, Tim! https://t.co/RgfrCd9zrO
— Matthew Podszus (@matthew_podszus) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: Tim Walz repeatedly stated that he had once found a cat, but after several extensive interviews, it has been discovered that the cat, in fact, found him.
— Yurok Around The Clock (@HellcatBruce) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: In 2011, Tim Walz said “I’m full” at dinner but then proceeded to have a scoop of ice cream for dessert, indicating that he was not, in fact, “full” https://t.co/02bvcAtnDc
— sam (@sam_d_1995) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: Tim Walz regularly says, “Oh, for sure, 100 percent” when he is neither sure nor has he worked out the actual percentage https://t.co/oohfkbKABR
— Elliott Vanskike (@twonnet) August 26, 2024
BREAKING: a 6 month investigation shows Tim Walz claimed he “got his ears lowered” when he actually just got a hair cut
— Liz Charboneau (@lizchar) August 27, 2024
BREAKING: Tim Walz said he ate a corn dog at the Minnesota State Fair. A source tells us it was actually a Pronto Pup. Another lie from Tim Walz. See the full story on the front page of AlphaNews.
— xtina (@xtina1229) August 25, 2024
BREAKING: In 2019, Tim Walz posted “gn” at 1am, and then was found liking tweets at 1:30, indicating he did not, in fact, go to bed
— Basil☀️🧦🧡 (@LinkofSunshine) August 26, 2024
Devastating breaking news: I’m just learning that in 2017, Tim Walz greeted someone with “How you doing” when he was in fact not interested in how the other person was doing.
— Alex Z (@AZinCLE) August 27, 2024
And lastly:
BREAKING: Once at a neighbor’s party in 1995 Tim Walz told attendees the host had made, and I quote: “the best salsa”. It was in fact not even the best salsa he had that year.
— AntiFa Meditation Instructor ☕🇺🇲🦅 (@lnsane_dude) August 27, 2024
